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January 02, 2008

Fugsey Rodrigues

It seems MTV has replaced blandly pretty, exotic-adjacent brunette veejay Vanessa Minnillo with blandly pretty, exotic-adjacent brunette veejay Lyndsey Rodrigues. I'm sure this is a very exciting time for Lyndsey, and I wish her nothing but the best in her ensuing weeks of feigning interest in hordes of interview subjects and squalling kids by day, while by night trying to date local baseball players and get her picture in Us Weekly, all the while resisting the urge to weep in quiet moments about the fact that her new boss pays Tila Tequila actual money to do things.

The correct response to such depression, though, isn't to attend an event at which Tila herself is more fully clothed than we've ever seen her while you are in costume as Mistress Knickers von Bang, sex-shop proprietress and part-time pirate's wench:

It's a fake masquerade, girl, not an invitation to Tila's rejected paramours to come up with the best scurvy-related pick-up line they can muster. Get back to me when Pillage My Village With Lyndsey Rodrigues is airing somewhere.

Posted by Heather at 10:30 AM | Permalink


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