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February 14, 2008

Fugritos!

Oh, Ali Landry. Remember when you were the Doritos girl? I'm sure you do. And then when you got married to Mario Lopez and divorced like two weeks later? I imagine you recall that. And then you sort of disappeared. And then you showed up wearing this:

I GET it. Theoretically. But in practice, you look like you've gotten a role on a day time soap and are currently in the midst of filming a cliffhanger in which there is a giant sewage line explosion at a charity ball, and you're wading through the muck to safety, not knowing that -- at any moment -- an evil mastermind is about to kidnap you and lock you in his harem, which is located in a mineshaft. Not to get too graphic about it.

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