Fug's Next Top Model

Oh my god, Jaslene. Girl. You know I love you. Of all the Top Model winners, you might be my favorite (although who doesn't like Danielle?). But COME ON:

Peep-toe wrestling shoes....with tights? A belted....I don't know what to call it? A pillowcase? From the thighs up, you look like a mannequin at Forever XXI, from the bottom down you look like Sienna Miller's next outing to the pub. What would Tyra say?