Fug's Reasons Why Not

So Heather Graham has been blowing off fashion shows left and right this week, while judging from her sole appearance thus far, she REALLY NEEDS THE HELP:

As a woman in her early thirties, I have recently become obsessed with worrying that I am Dressing Too Young, if only because the whole Mutton Dressed As Lamb look can come off as so tragic. So when I saw this and thought to myself, "this is not how a 38 year old professional woman ought to dress," I wondered if perhaps I was projecting. And I realized that I was. Because no professional woman of any age ought to wear this, unless she is actually a Professional. If you know what I mean.