Sophie Ellis-Fugstor

I love Wikipedia. I know it's somewhat unreliable, but where else would I read that Sophie Ellis-Bextor's first job was as a child snood-model?

It also claims that S E-B is a "rival" of Posh's. In which case, I suspect that Posh snuck into Sophie's house in the dead of night and replaced the dress Sophie was planning to wear to this event with this very...exuberantly be-collared celebration of The Curtain. In which further case, while I doubt that Posh ever even sleeps -- or that the likes of Posh can be destroyed by anything other than a silver bullet dipped in wolfsbane -- she might be smart to take her all disco naps with one of her eyes at least partially open in case Sophie decides she needs to enact some revenge.