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February 15, 2008

The Fug Boleyn Girl

NATALIE PORTMAN: I'm fabulous.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON: I'm stumpy.

NATALIE: Oh, ScarJo. No, you're not! Don't be so hard on yourself. Have a vegan cookie!

SCARLETT:  I mean it, Natalie. I look like 1993's national president of the Blind Melon fan club posing with you. What possessed me to wear these flats with this?

NATALIE: Why, I'm sure you have a good reason. Have your arches fallen recently?

SCARLETT: No.

NATALIE: Have you hideous bunions?

SCARLETT: NO.

NATALIE: Are you perhaps just trying to be sensible?

SCARLETT: At a photoshoot?!?

NATALIE: I don't know! I thought it was an homage to the costumes on the pages in our movie, The Other Boleyn Girl, premiering soon at theatre near you!

SCARLETT: NO.  God. Do you ever do ANYTHING wrong?

NATALIE: I accidentally killed a lady bug on Tuesday.

SCARLETT: I'm gonna kill SOMETHING.

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