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February 14, 2008

The Fugbournes -- Or, More Accurately, Better-Played-Than-Usual, Kim Stewart

KELLY: Oh, GOD. Don't look now. It's KIM STEWART.

KIMBERLY: HI HI HI OH MY GOD LET'S GET A PICTURE.

KELLY: Great. Now people will think we're friends.

KIMBERLY: OMG, THAT DRESS IS DIVINELY OLD-SCHOOL HOLLYWOOD FUNERAL! LOVE IT! LOVE YOU! WE'RE TOTALLY FRIENDS!!!!

KELLY: I can't believe she even looks halfway cute. This is so depressing. First I'm forced to hang out with this clingy idiot and I don't even get the benefit of looking comparatively fabulous? She makes all my makeup look even HEAVIER.

KIMBERLY: HANG ON I HAVE TO BRING IT DOWN A BIT and look very serious. Okay, I'm ready now.

KELLY: Let's just take this damn picture before I smack you.

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