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Let's, like Vivica A Fox, decide not to be haters, and instead to be congratulators, and congratulate Rihanna on her extreme bravery:

[Photo: Splash]

It takes stones to wear a lacy turtleneck shorts jumpsuit, and we applaud any woman who braves such a concoction, especially as that commitment means that she will not be able to pee at any point during the festivities, as it will take approximately twenty-three minutes and two assistants to get in and out of that thing.  I shudder to think what this looks/feels like when she sits down in it, and frankly, had I been confronted with such a get-up, I would have had to have been escorted from the store by professionals. Ergo, I would like to offer my heartfelt congrats to Rihanna for having managed to put this on and leave the house without having an attack of the vapors and being forced to change into something like a skirt.