Dancing With The Fugs

What was Shannon Elizabeth doing, going shopping in my childhood without asking me?

Seven-Year-Old-Me is FURIOUS that Shannon stole my parents' oriental rug without asking, because that was MY special cape for my eventual and inevitable coronation and now she's on the verge of RUINING EVERYTHING. If there is no time to get it cleaned before that day arrives, she will be exiled from Seven-Year-Old-Me's kingdom immediately and all her movies will be buried. Which... okay, that part actually might be kind of a relief.