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March 28, 2008

Fug Madness 2008: Madonna, Sweet 16, Continued


(1) POSH vs. (5) SIENNA MILLER

FABULOUS, THIS MATCH-UP. Our gal Vicks might even call it major. A battle of the Brits. But can Posh fight off the young upstart?  Sienna is strong in the ways of the fug. But is she this strong?

Remember those halcyon days before Posh took out the extensions because David kept yanking them out in the heat of the moment? These are good times -- with Posh frolicking around Los Angeles, pretending to care about Scientology a little, but mostly dressing up Katie Holmes like a doll. But these were good times too, at the height of her WAG-dom. Posh, in other words, is kind of a classic.

And then, like Maude, there's Sienna:

Miller is one of those woman whose face always surprises me. She is truly SO PRETTY, but I only tend to notice this in her movies, because when she's out and about, I'm staring at her wack-ass outfits: the twine tied up the outside of her pants, the crazy boots, the hats my god the hats. Why does she do that?

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Comments

I have to go for Posh on this. While Sienna looks relaxed, Posh always looks like a waxed doll. Her personlaity doesn't make her any less freaky in her fashion outfits.

Posted by: Mylian | Mar 28, 2008 12:02:38 PM

I kind of love how plastic Posh's boobs (and I 'spose everything else) look.

Posted by: KHS | Mar 28, 2008 12:02:41 PM

That picture of Posh is PRICELESS!

Posted by: Theresa | Mar 28, 2008 12:06:45 PM

i... cant... vote.....

no, not because i can't decide - but because there isn't a votie thingie? i like posh

Posted by: lynnae | Mar 28, 2008 12:06:59 PM

Technical difficulties gremlins strike again!

...And on the one I didn't have to deliberate, even. Sienna is tacky and awkward, but Posh is far her superior in fug.

Posted by: s the all mighty | Mar 28, 2008 12:08:11 PM

I can't vote either as the voting thingie does not exist on my computer either.

If I could vote though, it would definitely be for Posh. She is the queen fug and proud of it from what I can tell!

Posted by: Kayleigh | Mar 28, 2008 12:08:30 PM

I'm for Posh. But, like lynnae, I can't vote!

Posted by: Indiana | Mar 28, 2008 12:08:48 PM

Yes, where is the poll-enabler? I desperately want to cast my vote!

My goodness, we're quick!

Posted by: Leah | Mar 28, 2008 12:08:48 PM

I am unable to vote for Sienna over Posh for any reason, even though I think Posh is more fabulous than fug.

Posted by: Mooshki | Mar 28, 2008 12:09:08 PM

Yes, please, fix the "votie thing", as right now there isn't one, and I'd like to put in my two cents for Sienna. This girl has given me the creeps since the first time I ever saw her!

Posted by: Kathy | Mar 28, 2008 12:09:16 PM

Need to votee, have to fug someone nooooooooowwwww!!!!

Posted by: Megan | Mar 28, 2008 12:09:59 PM

Oh, my god. See that outfit Sienna Miller is wearing in that photo? I wore that exact outfit, without the weird bronze Beadazzler studs, my sophomore year of college. But I had punky hair and an armful of those black rubber bracelets that everyone wore in the late '80s.

I feel embarrassed. Both for me, and for her.

Posted by: JupiterPluvius | Mar 28, 2008 12:10:21 PM

We're fixing it!!

Posted by: Jessica | Mar 28, 2008 12:10:22 PM

Click on the "poll by twiggs" link at the bottom of the page and it'll take you to a place where you can vote.

Then, vote for Sienna!

Posted by: carrie | Mar 28, 2008 12:11:15 PM

I think I fixed it? It's showing up for me now.

What is UP this week? Is something in retrograde? I don't usually believe in that stuff... unless it's convenient. F' YOU, RETROGRADEY THING.

Posted by: Heather | Mar 28, 2008 12:12:13 PM

Going through SM's archives I realized that the only time she looks nice is with a coat on. That's just sad! Posh is totally fierce and gets a pass.

Posted by: KMAG | Mar 28, 2008 12:16:25 PM

Going through SM's archives I realized that the only time she looks nice is with a coat on. That's just sad! Posh is totally fierce and gets a pass.

Posted by: KMAG | Mar 28, 2008 12:16:46 PM

I reloaded the page and the vote thing appeared.

Posted by: Ellie | Mar 28, 2008 12:16:47 PM

Posh. Because she doesn't look like she's eaten in months. Because of her abortive appearance on "The Daily Show" a billion years ago. Because she doesn't look comfortable...ever. Because she is the Queen of chav culture. Because of what she wore in the Spice Girls come-back video. (What was it..."Headlines"?) Because she seems to have chiseled her bitchface from premolded space-age polymers.

Though she seemed almost charming in the season finale of "Project Runway." But it's too little, too late.

Posted by: drdan | Mar 28, 2008 12:19:55 PM

The linen strapless jumpsuit gave Sienna the win. At least you know that Posh is predictable. She will show up in something tight, looking ridiculously skinny and slightly orange, and probably use the word "major" a little too liberally. With Sienna, you never know what she will look like, but you know it is going to be cra-azy.

Posted by: Mary Sue | Mar 28, 2008 12:21:05 PM

Nasty old Sienna Miller. Again, a tough category, but Sienna wins, if only for shameless promotion of Ugg boots. I'm pretty sure Posh is just pastiching herself....or Barbie dolls from a farway planet.

Posted by: Sundaeg1rl | Mar 28, 2008 12:21:29 PM

Posh-Vicky-Mrs. Beckham all the way to the top. My money is on this girl to take it all. She's determined, she's ambitious, she'll stop at nothing.

Posted by: KPod | Mar 28, 2008 12:21:34 PM

let's get this competition back to the glory days when "fug" actually meant something. when it was shameful as oppose to a cause for celebration.

vote miller for the win!

Posted by: no1really | Mar 28, 2008 12:21:44 PM

I have to say Posh if only b/c Sienna at least mixes it up a bit. Posh is pretty limited to two looks: emaciated mean person in skin tight pants and poky clavicles or emaciated mean person in almost OK but ultimately trashy dress...with poky clavicles.

Posted by: Kristin | Mar 28, 2008 12:24:05 PM

Noooooooo! Sienna's not in the lead??? Why not? She's so, so very unattractive fashion-wise! Posh is at least campy! Does camp not count anymore? Alas!

Haha, I love how tight this is getting at the end!!! I'm praying for a Peldon/Sevigny final 2.

Posted by: Grant | Mar 28, 2008 12:24:09 PM

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