Fug Madness: Results and Round 1 Schedule

To the surprise of few -- not even Brown Peldon, we suspect -- Courtney Peldon prevailed in the play-in game by a margin that's larger than most of the pieces of fabric she wraps around her body. By capturing a whopping 92 percent of the vote, Courtney moves on and Brown Peldon is left to sit at home and contemplate where she went wrong. Did she need to try harder? Was she not committed enough to bra tops and loincloths and pleather boots? Was she too self-aware or not self-aware enough? These are the mysteries that will keep her awake on many sleepless nights ahead. Here's hoping they both have such a strong year -- or at least leave the house more often; shenanigans are sure to follow -- that they earn their own 2009 seedings outright.

Next up is a slate of Round 1 games on Thursday and Friday from all four brackets. Here are the seeds in action tomorrow:

(1) LINDSAY LOHAN              vs.      (16) COURTNEY PELDON

(4) RIHANNA                             vs.      (13) SANDRA OH

(5) FERGIE                                   vs.      (12) BRAD PITT

(8) NELLY FURTADO              vs         (9) PAULA ABDUL

 

(2) JENNIFER LOPEZ                      vs.  (15) NATALIE PORTMAN

(3) HELENA BONHAM CARTER  vs.  (14) KELLY OSBOURNE

(6) BEYONCE                                       vs.  (11) KYLIE MINOGUE

(7) JENNIFER CONNELLY            vs.  (10) LUCY LIU

(2) GWEN STEFANI             vs.   (15) BRITTANY MURPHY

(3) PARIS HILTON               vs.   (14) ELISHA CUTHBERT

(6) ALI LARTER                    vs.   (11) KIMBERLY STEWART

(7) RENEE ZELLWEGER     vs.   (10) KATIE HOLMES

 

(1) CHLOE SEVIGNY         vs.    (16) CAMERON DIAZ

(4) JESSICA SIMPSON      vs.    (13) PHOEBE PRICE

(5) ALICIA KEYS                vs.    (12) EVA LONGORIA

(8) DIANE KRUGER           vs.    (9) MARY-KATE OLSEN