March 27, 2008
CHERYL COLE: Can you imagine how ridiculous this outfit might look if I stood up? Hootchie, right? Not that it matters. I'm in a British girl group. By law, one of us has to look hootchie and also wear a misguided hat. Although usually not the same girl. I hate everyone!
NADINE COYLE: Like 99% of Americans have no idea who I am. Maybe a Kit Kat will fix that. What a blessing that we just happened to be eating them while sitting on a sofa we found on the curb in front of a frat house when these photographers popped by!
THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A DOLL: I look weirdly like a doll.
THE OTHER ONE: I'm just trying to read a book, for god's sake.
SARAH HARDING: They're making me pretend to be Agyness Deyn. It's so embarassing.
CHERYL COLE: I had to crawl into frame of this photo because I can't even walk in these shoes.
NADINE COYLE: My legs are freakishly faux-tanned.
THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A DOLL: I still look weirdly like a doll.
THE OTHER ONE: The way I'm holding this book makes me look like I'm not wearing a skirt.
SARAH HARDING: Am I wearing a tiered skirt? I think I am. AWKWARD.
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