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March 19, 2008

House of Fugsace

DONATELLA VERSACE: I AM DONATELLA VERSACE!

LEIGHTON "BLAIR" MEESTER: I'm scared. But at least my dress is cute.

DONATELLA: YOU ARE DIVINE, BLAIR WALDORK.

LEIGHTON: It's..."Waldorf," actually, but I'm....my name is....thank you.

DONATELLA: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO RUN FROM ME, BLAIR WALDOOF?

LEIGHTON: I'm not trying to go anywhere, Donatella.  I promise you. I'll do whatever you want.

DONATELLA: YOUR RIGHT FOOT IS OUT OF YOUR SHOE AS THROUGH YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT RUNNING FROM ME, BLAIR WALDOOM.

LEIGHTON: No, no, no. No! No. I am just...stretching my instep, Donatella. I swear.

DONATELLA: DON'T DISPLEASE ME, BLAIR WALDIME.

LEIGHTON: I would never! I promise.  I would never do anything to upset you.

DONATELLA: DO MY EXTENSIONS FRIGHTEN YOU, BLAIR WINGDING?

LEIGHTON:...do you want them to?

DONATELLA: BLAIR WAMU, DON'T YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE THE WORLD'S MOST HIGH-PRICED AND FEARED DOMINATRIX? IF SEXY AND EVIL HAD A BABY AND PAINTED IT WITH FURNITURE POLISH, WOULD IT BE ME?

LEIGHTON:...is that what you're going for? Because --

DONATELLA: I CAN'T LOOK AT YOU ANYMORE, BLAIR WALLBANGER. BRING ME THE HEAD OF CHUCK BASS.

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