March 12, 2008
Last night, Heather and I went to Lauren Conrad's fashion show at Los Angeles Fashion Week. We truly went into the tents expecting the clothes to be cute. You know, in the way where we'd buy one of the dresses, and then people would be all, "that is cute!" and we'd sort of whisper, "I know! It's Lauren Conrad," and then the other person would be all "REALLY? No kidding!" and we'd be all, "I know! Who knew?" and then they'd say, "I kind of like her," and we'd be like, "I know, me too." And then we'd have drinks.
Sadly, it was not to be, as we share with the readers of NYMag.com, and, of course, with you:
Let’s just say…there were berets involved, and, overall, the collection was sadly kind of tragique.
Oh, Lauren. First you have all that drama with Heidi and now this. Will you EVER WIN?