Charlotte Fug

Poor Helen McCrory. First, she had to pull out of the Bellatrix Lestrange role in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, only to replaced by fug favorite Helena Bonham Carter (who kicked ass in the part), and now she's appearing as the cover girl on the new magazine ACCESSORIES!, under the headline, "WHEN ACCESSORIES ATTACK!!!!!" Voila:

Gorgeous woman, pretty dress, WTF SCARF?! It's not Christmas, right? I didn't fall into a coma and wake up in December, right? Because if so, I (a) can't believe how hot it is. Global warming is a bitch! and (b) can't believe I'm still watching Rock of Love.