April 01, 2008
Fug Madness 2008: Charo, "Elite Eight" Round
(1) CHLOE SEVIGNY vs. (2) BAI LING
Holy cannoli. How can one choose between these two? Between them, they've handily destroyed the likes of Tara Reid AND Mary-Kate Olsen, but as much as we'd like them to both somehow emerge from this match winners, there can be BUT ONE.
But which one?
Princess Catsuit McCigarette?:
Or these two?
Duchess Necktie of the Wedges?
Or Lady Sparkle Legwarmers?
Such radically different flavors! Chloe like a Thin Mint: dark, serious, sometimes you take a bite and it's amazing, and other times it hasn't fully thawed from the freezer just yet and you chip a tooth. Whereas Bai Ling is your Samoa: she's chewy! She's crunchy! She's multi-colored! She's (coco)nuts!
Oooh, this is a tough one indeed. Both their fugs are so unique.
Posted by: queenie | Apr 1, 2008 10:02:07 AM
Posted by: Mercy | Apr 1, 2008 10:02:47 AM
I can't believe it's 50/50 right now. i think bai will take it.
Posted by: steffy | Apr 1, 2008 10:02:53 AM
The outcome of this poll could possible begin WWIII
Posted by: ximena | Apr 1, 2008 10:03:10 AM
my brain hurts. can it possibly be a tie?
Posted by: Miz Shoes | Apr 1, 2008 10:03:35 AM
You're kidding, right? Like, this is a contest? Chloe Sefugny may be nuts, may have questionable taste.... but this is Bai F'ing Ling. Please, people
Posted by: Nerfl | Apr 1, 2008 10:03:41 AM
The outcome of this poll could possible begin WWIII
Posted by: ximena | Apr 1, 2008 10:03:51 AM
At least Bai Ling looks sexy most of the time. Chloe just looks like she raided my 1989 closet. Not good.
Chloe all the way...
Posted by: Liz | Apr 1, 2008 10:04:34 AM
Bai takes it... all the way. She is simply too crazy to not win. I could look at photos of her fug all day long.
Chloe loses for me because she just tries way too hard.
Posted by: Vicki | Apr 1, 2008 10:04:42 AM
The Sev has to take the whole enchilada in this competition. Though Bai Ling is a truly worthy competitor (this should be the final matchup in my opinion!), NO ONE can compete with Chloe's absurd fashions, haughty attitude about how amazing she thinks she looks, and her all-around fugness. She's trying to pass it on to all of us via her own fashion line, for fug's sake!! We must annoint her the Queen of Fug, and bow down before her awfulness. That is all.
Posted by: Kathy | Apr 1, 2008 10:04:49 AM
I think in this match, you've got to factor intent - I think Bai Ling's a loon, so I have to go with Chloe. I think Chloe thinks she's an icon.
Posted by: steph | Apr 1, 2008 10:05:09 AM
Chloe all the way, I can't believe Bai is beating her. Chloe usually looks dirty and like she's wearing clothes collectively from Value Village, The Salvation Army and grandma's closet. Bai is crazy but not smug like Chloe, I can't stand smug.
Posted by: Anee | Apr 1, 2008 10:05:17 AM
Bai gets my vote - the band aids put me over the edge.
Posted by: squeak | Apr 1, 2008 10:05:53 AM
Chloe gets my vote. Bai is the hot kind of crazy while Chloe is the scary kind of crazy.
Posted by: rob | Apr 1, 2008 10:06:03 AM
Bai Ling gives me nightmares! She will always be far scarier to me.
Posted by: Catherinette Singleton | Apr 1, 2008 10:07:41 AM
I have to agree with Kathy-some people actually think that Chloe has some kind of edgy fashion sense, and we cannot let her get away with that! Bai Ling just doesn't know any better...
Posted by: braunie | Apr 1, 2008 10:07:47 AM
I think some people are voting for the one they like! I too would like to look at Bai all day, the angles, the nipples, the crazy hair, never boring. Chloe=boring and frustration because she does indeed think she's some sort of fashion genius. 'kay, I'm done now.
Posted by: Anee | Apr 1, 2008 10:07:52 AM
Bai all the way. With Chloe if you strip an element or two away with each outfit, it isn't so bad. But each and every piece of any of Bai's ensembles is... egregious.
But I suppose we should all be glad she actually wears SOMETHING to cover her girl parts (usually).
Posted by: sinnyc | Apr 1, 2008 10:08:51 AM
I agree with Steph. It's the smugness that makes me vote Chloe!
Posted by: jennifer | Apr 1, 2008 10:08:58 AM
OH GOD. This is hard. I'm going for Chloe based on her new shiteous line of clothing (that wasn't a joke, right?).
Posted by: Elyse | Apr 1, 2008 10:09:29 AM
wow, thats funny. chloe gets it wrong sometimes, but when she gets it right she gets it totally right. which she does, as far as i am concerned, in the leg warmers ensemble -- she looks great there! i love the style. bai ling looks like all of her outfits come from kmart. are you kidding people?
Posted by: smartastic | Apr 1, 2008 10:09:44 AM
Oddly enough, you picked the two flavors of GS cookies I have devoured entire boxes of this week...
I have to go with Chloe. Bai Ling is fab trash, the Cher of the new millenium if she had any backstory or cultural significance. She wears crazy. But Chloe wears flat out, balls to the wall UGLY. On purpose. And with the petulant attitude of a teenager.
Posted by: Maleficent | Apr 1, 2008 10:09:51 AM
come on, bai wears band aids as an accessory... on her legs. hands down. it's only a matter of time before she designs a line for charlotte russe
Posted by: meg | Apr 1, 2008 10:09:52 AM
plus, to the people who say bai ling is sexy -- really? i guess i thought there was a difference between not dressing and being sexy.
Posted by: smartastic | Apr 1, 2008 10:10:38 AM
Yes, Bai-Ling is crazy, but everyone knows it. Chloe not only has actual cred amongst "fashionistas" but is now out there spreading the fug with her own collectio. Chloe gets my vote; Bai-Ling = humourous and harmless. Chloe = insideous and self-important.
Posted by: shn525 | Apr 1, 2008 10:10:59 AM
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