Rinko Fugkuci

Wow:

I'm sure at several offices around America right now (AKA, those owned by Conde Nast), someone is saying to someone else, "I just LOVE what Rinko Kikuchi wore to the IWC event last night! Those high-waisted, tapered khakis! The blue vest! It's like a post-modern take on the Wal-Mart uniform! That's so refreshing! So now! So unflattering! I MUST have it this spring!" As for me,  you know, I think I'll pass.