The Celebrity Fugprentice

I must admit, I wouldn't want to get stuck in an elevator with Omarosa here, because I suspect I'd spend those two hours waiting for the firemen to rescue me from hearing all about her (although the song on her official MySpace page is..."Turn It Up" by Paris Hilton, which could mean that she is secretly hilarious. Or just that she has terrible taste). On the other hand, I freely admit that she amuses me as a reality show contestant. This is also amusing:

I swear to God, I had that dress for one of my Barbies, and it fit her just as well.  Shall we go in for the close-up?

For serious: this is not the right size. This does not make your boobs look better. This makes everybody worry that your nipple is going to burst forth, or that one of your implants will burst, therefore leading to a Lifetime film in which Omarosa plays herself:  Ow! That's My Implant: Not Without My Saline Teardrop: The Omarosa Mdgkjnkgnfk-Whatever Story. And nobody wants that. However, due to Omarosa's aforementioned humorousness as a reality show contestant, we would accept Omarosa Mdgkjnkgnfk-Whatever Presents Omarosa: The Search for the Next Omarosa.