May 19, 2008
Lady Fugtoria Hervey
A lot of people have e-mailed us asking why the hell Phoebe Price gets invited to Cannes every year. One of our pet theories is that people are egging her on, because laying bets on what percentage of her body will be exposed is both fun and lucrative, and also everyone just wants to see if The Crimson Nutbar can top herself.
I'm starting to think Lady Victoria Hervey falls into that category as well.
Like, I'm pretty sure next year someone will say, "Hey, do you think Lady Victoria Hervey will be wearing anything that's actually sewn together?" And someone else will reply, "Who's that, again? Princess Sparkle Panties? Nah, she clearly hates a seam." Say what you will about Victoria Beckham and her love of the skimpy and dramatic, but she does stop short of bedazzled illusion netting. (SO FAR.) If we could just get Lady Hervey, Phoebe Price, and Bai Ling together in a movie, we could call it Fuglie's Angels -- plot TBD, and also, totally beside the point -- and then maybe they could all show up at Cannes for an actual REASON sometime.
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