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February 15, 2005

"Straight Up, Now, Tell Me, Do You Really Want To Fug Me Forever?"

Yes, Paula, we do, as long as you keep showing up in stuff like this:

[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]

"'ello, guv'nas! I say, anyone for a fox hunt?"

Posted by Heather at 12:07 PM in Paula Abdul | Permalink

January 17, 2005

2005 Golden Globes: Paula Abdul

She seemed too strung out on the red carpet to put together a coherent thought, so maybe when she got dressed La Abdul was too zoned to notice that she grabbed her dress from the Juniors rack:

From the waist down... fine. Maybe a little bit like a stripper at the Aladdin in Las Vegas, but we'll tolerate it because of the more grievous atrocities occuring upstairs.

[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]

Sweet Jesus. She has quadra-boob, she has armpit cleavage... Did no one tell her that she's not an A-cup? Did no one gently point out that breasts look nicer when they're not being smashed? Did no one have the nads to suggest that she wear a gown in her own size? Did no one explain that your breasts really shouldn't become one with your armpits?

And did no one take a brush to her hair?

This bodes badly for American Idol -- as if the commercials weren't disastrous enough.

Posted by Heather at 10:46 AM in Golden Globes, Paula Abdul | Permalink | Comments (4)


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